Michael Moore is a Genius

Oh, and when I say "genius," I mean complete ass-wad douchebag. That's why I've decided to dress up as the crotch-grabbing cockfag himself for Halloween. Now THAT'S a scary costume. What could be scarier than an overweight socialist with a microphone who has deluded himself into thinking that his outright lies are, in fact, the truth? I mean, for seriously, people... how mentally stunted do you have to be to edit a speech given by someone who was clearly speaking in jest to make that someone sound like a weasel, then actually believe that the message conveyed through the edited speech is true? Eight-year-olds with Down's Syndrome would tell you that you're a retard. Plus, to top it all off, he's fat.