As Effective As A One-Legged Man In A Butt-Kicking Contest

NASA is, by far, the most useless government agency EVER. What have they actually done for us? Nothing! What advances have we made in any of the sciences because of the "contributions" of NASA? I'll tell you: ball bearings and a pen that writes upside-down. That's it! And the pen thing was developed as a novelty in the first place! Really, the only thing we have a use for on Earth that NASA has had a hand in creating, is better ball bearings. So, if you ever go to a grocery store and get a cart that DOESN'T wobble or constantly turn in one direction, thank NASA for that, because it wouldn't even happen that often if NASA didn't exist. So, after the decades of research and the trillions of dollars that have been dumped into this useless program, all the "brilliant" minds at NASA have bestowed upon us lowly peons is the ability to write a note from the BOTTOM OF A TABLE. That's it. So thank you, NASA, for making yourselves such an easy pick for "worst government mistake EVER."