Fend For Yourself

I don't like the system we have here in America concerning pedestrians on the streets. Apparently, in some parts of Europe, you can cross the street anywhere you want- at your own risk. That's the way I think it should be. Cars have the right of way, period. If you get hit by a car while you're minding your own business on a sidewalk or in an elevator or in your apartment, it's YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT. That's right. Power to the car! Down with people who "like to walk," or "are just walking to their cars," or "ran out of gas," or "don't have enough money to buy a car." Get off the road, jerks. This is the country that spawned road-hogging muscle cars. Let's get back to our roots. I'm feeling nostalgic.

*You'll forgive my impatience. I'm just a little edgy from having to clean eight or nine bodies' worth of blood from my front grill THIS MORNING ALONE. Man, maybe I should get either my horn or my brakes fixed...