Sick Day

Today, my sister stayed home from school because she was sick. Apparently, laziness is a sickness nowadays (and I know you're reading this, Ashton. Deal with it). Anyway, I heard my mom yelling at my sister for either doing something dumb or not doing something, I'm not really sure. The point is, she was talking about what my sister did today. Evidently, she ate four candy bars, a block of cheese, and half a carton of raspberry juice, all while staying home "sick." This, ladies and gentlemen, is why the terrorists hate us.