Why I Love Being White
I hate it when people of another race make fun of white people for whatever reason, and there are many reasons given. They're just jealous. Being white is awesome, and I, for one, am not ashamed of my caucasian heritage. I'm allowed to be proud of my history just as much as any member of any other race. Here are some reasons why being white kicks ass:
1. If we get pulled over, the cops don't assume we have any drugs or guns in the car.
2. We don't get stopped in airports.
3. We're more likely to go to college than jail.
4. Most of us can speak English (you know, that pesky "official language" of our country).
5. We're allowed to be CEO's.
6. If we become Supreme Court justices, no one complains.
7. Colleges don't accept "token white guys." They actually look at our grades.
8. "Police brutality? What's that?"
9. Oh yeah, we control the freaking world.
Now, I'm not trying to knock any other races. These are only reasons why it is good to be white, not reasons why other races suck, 'cause they don't. Be proud of your own ethnicity, people. I'm sure there are lots of reaons why being Polish is great, for example.
1. If we get pulled over, the cops don't assume we have any drugs or guns in the car.
2. We don't get stopped in airports.
3. We're more likely to go to college than jail.
4. Most of us can speak English (you know, that pesky "official language" of our country).
5. We're allowed to be CEO's.
6. If we become Supreme Court justices, no one complains.
7. Colleges don't accept "token white guys." They actually look at our grades.
8. "Police brutality? What's that?"
9. Oh yeah, we control the freaking world.
Now, I'm not trying to knock any other races. These are only reasons why it is good to be white, not reasons why other races suck, 'cause they don't. Be proud of your own ethnicity, people. I'm sure there are lots of reaons why being Polish is great, for example.
posted by Vaughan at
6:10 PM
2 Comments:
Firstly, I have been stopped every time I'm in an airport. Secondly, though I am truly proud to be a "whitey", I prefer to refer to myself as callipygian. Thirdly, I appreciate that no one expects the full array of weapons I keep readily available.
The one drawback I have discovered is that most people find a 250lb black man scarier than a 250lb white guy, regardless of how much more damage I could do to your person.
I very much doubt you get stopped the way a guy named Ahmed or Habib gets stopped.
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