Just FYI

For the record, if you're ever sitting in an interpersonal communication class, and the professor asks the class for examples of things to say that will open up conversation with a stranger, and you just blurt out, "I can do one hundred pushups in twenty minutes!" don't expect the professor to get the reference or even laugh. In fact, she may look at you really weird, then just try to ignore everything that happened in the last ten seconds. Not that I'd know... It's just some advice I thought I'd pass on, totally WITHOUT the benefit of firsthand experience. It just makes sense, you know?