Spuds

OK, here's my latest scheme. I want to start a resaturant that serves nothing but potatoes. Well, I guess not NOTHING but potatoes, but everything we'd serve would have potatoes in it. Stuffed potatoes, mashed potatoes, twice-baked potatoes, potato bread, potato vodka, all manners of potato soup, etc. It would be awesome. Don't even try to say that's a bad idea. You know you'd want to go. We'd call it Spuds. I would eat there every day. Sometimes twice. We would also have potato-shaped chairs, lampshades, and cups. I'm also thinking that there might be a way to make the menus out of potato skin paper. I got the idea from a place called Sweet Tomatoes. It's a meat-free salad bar. Oh, and by the way, it SUCKS. I can't think of a place I'd rather NOT go to eat than Sweet Tomatoes. I mean, no meat? Are they crazy? I'd go to a restaurant called Buckets of Crap before I'd set foot inside a Sweet Tomatoes. Spuds, on the other hand... I mean, what's not to like about a potato? YOu can put potatoes in ANYTHING, and it would be good. Mashed potatoes and steak? Awesome. Roasted potatoes and fish? Kick-ass. Potato chips and a sandwich? Sweet. Potato skin appetizers? Nothing better. Potato ice cream? I don't know, but I bet it's better than sex. Potatoes and Twinkies? Might as well be heaven. Potato lasagna? Fantastic. Latkes? Kill yourself, because nothing on this earth will give you more satisfaction. Potatoes and Lucky Charms? Can you say Nirvana? No matter how you slice it, potatoes rock. I'd take potatoes over any of you in a heartbeat.