I'd Rather Choke To Death On Lighter Fluid
And speaking of words and phrases that are stupid, how 'bout this one older people tend to use: "Druthers." As in, if I had my druthers, I'd druther no one ever tried to say "druther" as if it were a real word. You know, there's actually a newer, faster way of saying "druthers." It's "way." As in, if I had my way... See? And you don't even have to make up words to say it. Amazing. If I catch anyone under the age of 30 saying "druther," even if they're quoting somebody who is over 30, I'll personally sandpaper their tongue raw.
posted by Vaughan at
10:21 AM
2 Comments:
If I had my druthers, I'd druther you try to sandpaper my tongue because the ensuing fight would be just plain hilarious.
Dude, does your girlfriend know you swing that way? 'Cause I sure don't, and I'd prefer not to start now.
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