I Really, Really Don't Like Colorado

I hate driving in Colorado. Driving on slick, icy roads is so nerve-racking, especially when there's these idiots who believe they're somehow impervious to losing traction in their magic SUV's. (For those of you from California, we here in the real world have to worry about the weather creating bad driving conditions. And no, rain is NOT a bad driving condition. Saying rain is dangerous on the roads is like saying Tina Turner is "something better than the worst singer in the world.") Yesterday, at least two people my family knows were in accidents that were directly related to the inclement weather. Man, this sucks...