Worst Six Hours Of Your Life

I was recently at the library when I decided to see if Stephen Hawking's book, "The Universe in a Nutshell" was in or not. As I scanned through the list of works brought up by my search, I noticed that they actually had the book on tape, and since most similar recordings are made of the actual author reading his/her book... Well, you get the idea. I quite literally laughed out loud in the middle of the library at the thought of listening to a Speak 'n' spell talk about astrophysics for six hours straight. Seriously, that would make Ben Stein fall asleep.