...And That's When My Entire Mouthful Of Martinelli's Came Out My Nose

This last Christmas, I was just sitting down to Christmas dinner with my family. We had just finished opening all of our presents, and we were ready to start with some delicious-looking honeybaked ham when my grandmother decided to quote something her mother used to say at the same time every Christmas. "I wonder what all the poor people are eating?" I tell you, I've never laughed that hard at anything my grandmother has said before.