Christmas Cards

The problem I have with Christmas cards is the fact that people you haven't had any real contact with for years, sometimes even since high school, are sending you pictures of them with their children, whom you have never EVER met. You know, I don't really care how your son who I've never spoken to just made it up to "gray shirts" in the AWANA program. Maybe hang out with me or something, and THEN I'll start doing my friendly duty and pretending to care about the fact that your daughter finally got accepted to beauty school.