Wake Up And... No, You're Still Not Awake
I want to throttle the guy who does the voice-over for those Carl's Jr commercials. He sounds higher than that "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell" idiot that got busted for pot a while back. Number one rule in advertising: You have to believe in your own product. Now, I don't know about you guys, but I have a hard time believing that that moron is excited about ANYTHING. I guess he couldn't really be a pothead, because it's FOOD. I seem to remember that they kinda want food when they're stoned. Another explanation may just be that no one in their right mind would actually want to eat a BREAKFAST BURGER. Eggs are one thing. Some people put eggs on their burgers. I'm fine with that. The potatoes COMBINED with the eggs make this a whole different ballgame. I'd rather lick clean the toes of a skunk that just climbed out of the butt of another skunk than eat a breakfast burger. Apparently, this loser agrees, because he sounds about as excited as Stephen Wright on Valium. I've pooped things that were more lively than this guy. I hope he accidentally falls down an elevator shaft... onto some bullets.
posted by Vaughan at
9:39 PM
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I'm fascinated by midwestern fast food chains. This Carls Jr place has Jr in the name and its logo is a chubby star. Then there are places like Runza and Taco Johns. I don't know what the hell a Runza is and I think it should be called Taco Juans.
Actually, Carl's Jr is a Californian chain. It's slowly making its way east. I've never heard of Runza before. What kind of food do they serve?
Runza, the restaurant, serves runzas, the food. This is how it has been described to me: ground beef and sauerkraut inside of a doughy bready puffy thing. You can get it with cheese or without. They say it is good with mustard. I personally lose my appetite when runzas are mentioned but apparently they're a big hit in Nebraska. They're everywhere. Even BFE McCook has one.
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