I Have Genital Herpes, And I Can Still Ride This Bike

Don't you hate those commercials? They make me feel gross all over. I don't want my personal ear space invaded by phrases like "Even with treatment, it may be possible to spread herpes to others." How about this idea, Slutty McHoebag. Keep it in your pants, and then you won't get herpes in the first place, you walking STD. Then again, I guess it's sort of poetic justice. You had one night of passion with your studly man-friend, and now you're stuck with sores all over your lady parts. Serves you right. I hope you accidentally give it to your whole family. Maybe then the whore genes will be wiped out for good.