For Reals This Time

OK, I know I said I wasn't going to post anymore this year, but I just couldn't help myself. I noticed that there are still a few people on my street that apparently refuse to put up Christmas lights. People who don't decorate their homes with Christmas lights suck. Some may be more accurately classified as sub-human, or, at the very least, not cool at all. I don't even want to associate with them. What? You're too good to hang up lights? Too important, perhaps? Too rich? Too nice? Too busy? Oh my gosh, how 'bout too lazy, you bum! Get off your lazy butt and put up those Christmas lights, jackass. You're gonna get filled up with holiday cheer, and you're gonna LIKE IT!! If there are people out there right now who don't have Christmas lights up, I'd just like to let you know that I truly, deeply, and quite rightfully hate you.