Emma

My dog, Emma, is the ultimate hedonist. If she doesn't want to do something, then dammit, she won't do it. I could toss her favorite orange rubber ball right at her, but if SHE doesn't feel like catching it, she'll just sit there and let it hit her in the face. When she wants to play, though, she's all over you until you either chain her up outside and remind her that she is, in fact, a dog, or you give in and start playing. I wish I had the ability to manipulate others that way. Man, that'd be sweet...