Canada's Looking Pretty Good Right Now

I'm thinking about possibly moving to Canada. At least there, the number one movie is not "Tyler Perry's Diary of a Mad Black Woman." I don't want to live in a country where that's the biggest money-making entertainment source for all media across the entire nation. Even the title is so bad it makes me envy the deaf and illiterate. Here's a hint, Mr Tyler Perry: putting your name in the title of your movie when no one has heard of you is pretty much the dumbest thing you can do, besides buying a Dashboard Confessional CD, and of course listening to said CD. Maybe if I get this pen ALL THE WAY up my nose this time, the bad things will go away...