I Hate This City

I live in Colorado Springs, aka "The TRUE windy city." It's so annoying. I walked out to my car this morning, and nearly got blown across my driveway. Now, the fact that I'm 145 pounds notwithstanding, that's still a strong wind gust. I don't appreciate getting hit with a gust so hard that while I'm walking toward a building, I involuntarily slow down and shift to my left three feet. That's not cool. I'm just tired of the wind. Can't they, like, sacrifice some French people to the wind god or something? At least that way, if it doesn't appease him, we'll still be short some French people. I got so mad at the wind today, I nearly kicked a baby. Right in the neck.