The Same Haircut

I was playing Hearts with my family two days ago with my official "Wedding Crashers" playing cards, and I realized that Owen Wilson has had the same hair style in every single one of his movies since "Bottle Rocket." It's the same exact hair style. And people say that the great method actors are gone. Owen Wilson had the same hair style at the Academy Awards as he did in "Shanghai Noon," "Shanghai Knights," "Zoolander," "Wedding Crashers," "The Life Aquatic," "Meet the Parents," "Meet the Fockers," "Starsky and Hutch," "The Big Bounce," "I Spy," "The Royal Tenenbaums," "Anaconda," and "Armageddon." Coincidence? I think not. The guy needs to fire his current hair stylist. Or maybe he's just bald, and that's actually a weave. If that's the case, he needs to get made fun of a whole lot more.