I Only Gain Weight On One Side

I was watching some show about fat people on the Learning Channel a few days ago. This one woman had all the fat that should have been spread out over her entire body (or ideally, not in her body at all) in one of her legs. She literally had to lift up some of her skin flaps when she was walking so she wouldn't get a rash or rugburn on the part of her calf that hung below her foot. It was the sickest thing ever. Well, except for the next guy they showed. He'd been really working out for a couple weeks, and lost about half a pound. He was feelin' lean and mean. He said, and this is an actual quote, "I still can't get my left shoe tied, but I can get the right one done!" as if that was supposed to impress all the doctors and nurses around him who actually cared enough about themselves not to ever weigh 900 pounds in the first place. And why only one shoe? Had he only been working out on the right side of his body? Or maybe it was because he'd been laying down on one side for so long, all the fat just migrated down to the lower part of his body. Either way, people like that should be put out of my misery. That's right, MY misery. It makes me furious to know that they're collecting disability because they're too lazy and too selfish to get up off their ass or just to stop shoving Twinkies down their throats.