When You Live In A Small Town

My brother and I were sitting right next to each other, sending IM messages back and forth. We began playing a game. One person sends the other a made-up word, and the second person has to invent a definition for it. I thought some of the words and definitions were pretty funny. I wrote down some of the highlights.

'Pifh: Short for "langpifh," it means to giggle underwater with licorice shoved up your nose.

Hiltiga: Latin for "my pants are soaked in cobra venom."

Kiltsiff: To sort out one's kilt from one's underwear while doing the laundry.

Alcamandia: The process of turning fish poop into pixie stix using only your nose, a fork, and six glasses of silty water.

Theasty: Prop food used during the taping of a tv sitcom.

Rendoona: A small bottle made out of yak butter and sand.

Odenhtel: The biggest clump in a bag of frozen peas.

Vastinestentilten: (adj) Having large vericose veins in the shape of famous horses.

Fendim: (Yiddish origins) A tree growing straight out of a pile of moldy tupperwear.

Endogenuim: Microscopic shavings from a mechanical pencil that is mistakenly placed in a traditional wood pencil sharpener.

Pentilken: A group of five albino giraffes tied together in a sack at the bottom of a river.

Hokinfer: The last fraction of an inch of soup in a bowl that signals that the eater needs to begin tilting the bowl.

Assman: Half man, half donkey, half AWESOME.

It's actually pretty fun. You should try it.