Thought of the day 9/30/08

If I were a terrorist (which, as far as you know, I am not), I would always dress up like a stereotypical Arab, complete with wives in tow and a smug disregard for basic personal hygiene. People are too afraid of being called racists to actually accuse an Arab-looking Arab of being a terrorist. It's the ones trying to fit in who everyone is afraid of. I'm convinced this is my greatest idea ever (except, of course, for my invention of the word "sucky").