Using The British Spellings For Words Makes You Look Stupid, Not Sophisticated

This post came to mind when as I was writing the last post. In the Team America post, I used the word "theater." As I was typing it, I began to think, for whatever reason, about those slurring retards who believe that if they spell words with the British spellings, they will somehow appear more cultured and sophisticated. Listen up, you mentally handicapped fourth-grade girls: You are morons, and it shows when you try to spell something wrong in order to appear smart. England is a different country. They have words over there that we don't use. They also spell things differently. That's just the way things are. So stop looking like the mental dwarves you are and stop spelling them like: "neighbour, theatre, spectre, honour"...etc. It's not sophisticated, it's retarded.