Most People Don't Care That You're The Assistant Night Manager At Blockbuster

It may be hard to believe, folks, but the vast majority of the population couldn't possibly care any less about your stupid eight-foot-wide sphere of influence. You know what I'm talking about. I hate people on power trips, but some people are at least partially deserving of them. Most, however, are not. I am, of course referring to what I call the "delusion of grandeur" power trip. This specific type of ego-masturbation makes me want to crush the genitals of that particualr person. The biggest offenders are substitute teachers. They're the worst. Have you ever had one of those subs who imposes his/her OWN RULES on a class? Like, "You don't get to go to recess today because you didn't have a red pen in class and I'm a bitch." Regular teachers are pretty bad, too. I had one teacher who personally hated to hear anyone ask a "what if" question. So, of course, she allowed us to ask the questions and got over her little problem because she realized she was an idiot and I could have taught that class better. NO. We were "fined" with little monopoly money every time we asked a "what if" question. You, ma'am, are an idiot. I hope some day you read this so you can know just how stupid that was. This problem, however, is not confined solely to the world of psuedo-academia. People on boards of directors do it, people in town council meetings do it, and self-appointed "leaders" in many churches do it. To all you jerks who like to step on people when they're down because it took you four whole years to work your way from pedophile rapist used car salesman to Athletic Director at a Christian high school in Colorado Springs: Normal people don't respect you. We know that you're just too self-conscious to fully realize how big a douche you're being. The only difference is, when we come home, we still like ourselves. Maybe your feelings of inadequacy are justified. Maybe, just MAYBE... the world actually WOULD be a better place without you. Only one way to find out.