People With Good Posture Scare The Hell Out Of Me

There's a guy in my Biopsychology class who sits perfectly erect for the entire duration of the two-hour-long class. He scares the living crap out of me. I realized that I really have a problem with people who have good posture. They're hiding something. People who slouch do so because we're honest about our cynicism concerning the world at large. People with good posture are androids with no feelings, fears, or worries. The same goes for people who make good eye contact, people who wear their pants above their waist, and Canadians.