Female Comedians

Is there anything more anti-funny than a female comedian? If there is, I haven't found it. Apparently, they all got together and decided that, once and for all, jokes about the menstrual cycle are HILARIOUS. No, ladies, they're really, REALLY not. That's seriously all most of them have material about. That, and male oppression. That's not funny. No wonder you feel so oppressed. If male comedians told nothing but jokes about jock itch and swamp butt, it'd get pretty old pretty fast, and you'd be calling for them to be oppressed. "You know what's so great about having your period?" Yeah, actually I do. Nothing. So shut up and bring me my juice.