Star Wars Vs Star Trek

I got to thinking a few days ago, who would win in a fight between Star Wars fans and Trekkies? It may seem like a tough choice at first, but after a few seconds, you should realize that Trekkies don't stand a chance against Star Wars fans. I mean, come on. Trekkies sit at home in the middle of the day watching and rewatching the part of an episode where a female crew member has a low-cut dress. They're sick, sad little men with no social lives and degrees in electrical engineering. Fans of Star Wars actually have some normal people in their ranks. I'm not saying that they don't have their share of nutballs, but there are also a few regular people who just liked the movies when they were teenagers, and now they want to see all the prequels. Nothing wrong with that. So, let's say that a thousand Star Wars fans walked into Microsoft and Boeing offices across the country and simultaneously yelled, "Star Trek sucks!" at the top of their lungs. First, after the Trekkies wiped their tears and changed their diapers, they'd get together and try to build some sort of trebuchet they could use to hurl their giant calculators at the normals. They'd work tirelessly for hours, making sure everything is just right. Then, they'd all die horribly in the fire that the normals started at the other end of the building, and the world would be a better place.