The "Idiot Lonely Guy" Demographic

The people who run those adult "dating" (yeah, right) phone lines must think that the guys who would actually want to call them are complete morons. Of course, most of them probably are, but for different reasons. Those in charge of the phone lines apparently think that the type of guy who would call is completely unaware of just how hot those girls in the tv ads are. Who in their right mind thinks that these women, who could get pretty much any guy they want, would rather "stay in" and talk dirty to some fat schlub whose "girlfriend is out of town?" Uh-huh. The guys who actually call those numbers, you know, to "talk to local girls," must be dumber than a trash can full of mongoloids. Seriously, I bet I've worn and/or thrown up in things with more intelligence than those guys.