Isn't That Ironic?

You know those scrawny, pale guys who walk around the mall wearing black t-shirts with white lettering that says "Chicks dig scrawny pale guys"? Why is it that you never ever see one of those guys with a woman? Ever. It just doesn't make any sense. You'd think they're actually trying to be ironic, if you weren't absolutely convinced that they probably can't even spell "irony." Hey, is that ironic? I don't even know anymore...