If You Can Find A Worse Commercial, Kill Yourself

Have you seen those Chrysler commercials featuring some crusty old guy and his stupid line, "If you can find a better car, buy it?" I'm assuming it's an old slogan Chrysler's marketing team has mistakenly decided is "better than eating your own face." But not much. They're so behind in their work, they just slapped together a couple commercials featuring a slogan that was deemed worthy of being pulled off the air by the previous generation of marketers. Great job, retards. Marketing lesson number one: Don't tell your customers to buy your competitors' products. A four-year-old mongoloid chimp could tell you that. Here's an idea, Chrysler: Fire your entire marketing staff (which, I assume, is composed entirely of lobotomized chickens and people who voted for John Kerry) and replace them all with brain-dead clones of Anna Nicole Smith (but I repeat myself). That's a regular dream team compared to what you've got now. Oh, and then you should gouge your eyes out as penance for your criminal stupidity.