It's Official

As of today, I am officially a columnist. That means I get paid to make fun of stuff. Sweet gig. Now, I know most of you don't care, but I have heard it requested that I tell everyone how to get to the online version of the scribe so they can see my column and make out with the picture. Well, here it is: http://www.uccs.edu/~scribe/opinion.html (just copy and paste it; I'm tired of putting up links. Screw links.) So there you go. You're jealous. I know you are.