If You Can Find A Worse Commercial, Kill Yourself
Have you seen those Chrysler commercials featuring some crusty old guy and his stupid line, "If you can find a better car, buy it?" I'm assuming it's an old slogan Chrysler's marketing team has mistakenly decided is "better than eating your own face." But not much. They're so behind in their work, they just slapped together a couple commercials featuring a slogan that was deemed worthy of being pulled off the air by the previous generation of marketers. Great job, retards. Marketing lesson number one: Don't tell your customers to buy your competitors' products. A four-year-old mongoloid chimp could tell you that. Here's an idea, Chrysler: Fire your entire marketing staff (which, I assume, is composed entirely of lobotomized chickens and people who voted for John Kerry) and replace them all with brain-dead clones of Anna Nicole Smith (but I repeat myself). That's a regular dream team compared to what you've got now. Oh, and then you should gouge your eyes out as penance for your criminal stupidity.
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These are great commercials but maybe the only ones that can relate to it are older wealthier people
These are great commercials but maybe the only ones that can relate to it are older wealthier people
Yeah, I'm sure older, wealthier people can relate to Snoop Dogg really well.
Chris, I know it's Lee Iacocca. I also knew that if I wrote his name in the post, it wouldn't be nearly as convincing that I was enraged and confused by the commercials. Just because he's recognizable doesn't mean it's a good marketing move.
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