Dolls Aren't Scary

There's a movie coming out pretty soon called "Seed of Chucky." It is the fifth movie in the "Child's Play" series. People are idiots. I can't even believe they made the first "Child's Play," let alone a fifth! Who is going to these movies? Hey, "Child's Play" fans, guess what... Dolls aren't scary. If you were scared by any of these movies, then I've got some stuffed animals and baseball cards that would probably terrify you. Get a life... or some balls, people. We can't win a war on terrorism when the majority of out country is scared to death by a freaking inanimate hunk of plastic and artificial hair. That's another thing: Chucky needs to change his damn hair style. Oh yeah, there's nothing scarier or more disturbing than some idiot with a bright red mullet. He's an eighteen-inch high doll, for crying out loud! KICK THE DAMN THING ACROSS THE ROOM, YOU IGNORANT HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS! I say we boycott "Seed of Chucky" when it comes out. I don't want this boycott because of moral, religious, or political reasons. I want to keep people from seeing this movie because it's the lamest idea for a movie ever! And I seriously mean EVER. It's lamer and more retarded than "Dude, Where's My Car?" and "Ghost Ship" combined. Fact: 98% of the people who were scared by the "Child's Play" movies are voting for Nader.