The Perfect Job

I've finally discovered what it is I want to do with my life. OK, so I made it up... but I'm sure you'll eventually start seeing people around who have this job. I want to be... a "professional atmosphere giver." I want to go around to parties and, you know, "give the place atmosphere." People would love it. I'll walk around sharing amusing anectdotes and cracking wise. (I know, now I sound like a fifty-year-old man.) Everyone loves a character. I'll be an atmosphere-giver for hire. Probably charge a flat fee for the night... Oh, it's gonna be huge.