How Would You Know?

I keep hearing these radio ads that start out with "Now one ever died wishing they'd spent more time at the office," and I can't stand it anymore. How the heck could they possibly know that? I'm sure somewhere out there, some guy is dying alone and penniless, wishing he'd spent more time working and less time playing Donkey Kong 64. There's GOT to be somebody like that. Not everyone is rich enough to say they could've taken more vacation days. Some people are going to have to work until they're too weak to stand without the aid of a walker. That's just the way life is. Get used to it.