"Hi, My Name Is Andrew, And I'm Addicted To Celebrity..."

I can't help it. I see celebrities everywhere I go. It's not like I want to see them. They just show up from out of nowhere, without my even thinking of them. Like today, I saw George Clooney, Kevin Spacey, Robert Klein, and Dave Foley... ALL AT CHURCH. No matter where I look, I see people who remind me of someone famous. I'm not even trying to do it. I think it's a sickness. A few weeks ago, I saw Steve Martin walking a dog in a local neighborhood. Last week, I saw Larry David walking across a street. I saw Method Man in a Chipotle on Powers. I saw Tina Fey two days ago in Denver. I know what you're thinking (besides "I want to jump Andrew right now"): "He's just making these up. I bet he just pulled some random celebrity names out of the air and decided to pretend that he saw people who looked like them." Let's get one thing straight: I'm nowhere near that creative. I ACTUALLY SAW PEOPLE who, to me, looked just like those celebrities. I actually kinda like it. There's no telling what celebrity I'll think I saw each day. I guess when you have the imagination of an IRS receptionist, you have to make do with what you've got.